United Airlines turn to make flying miserable.
Until today, United Airlines was about to press ahead with their latest plan to turn their aircraft into flying concentration camps. They were going to stop serving hot meals on transatlantic flights.
Apparently they received a lot of "feedback" and decided not to go ahead with it.
I wonder what that means? Clearly they're still going to find someway of making the already miserable flying experience just that little bit worse. More seats? Less legroom? Charging for space in the overhead bins.
Hey - now there's an idea - if your carry-on won't fit under the seat in front, you can purchase space in the overhead bins.
Better still - charge for seats! Wicked. Make the front of the plane like a Bangladesh bus where you have to stand nose-to-armpit with some 500 kilo Texan woman wearing spandex and stuffing hamburgers into her face whilst the grease runs down her chubby arms, and then charge extra if you want to sit down.
United to keep serving hot food
Apparently they received a lot of "feedback" and decided not to go ahead with it.
I wonder what that means? Clearly they're still going to find someway of making the already miserable flying experience just that little bit worse. More seats? Less legroom? Charging for space in the overhead bins.
Hey - now there's an idea - if your carry-on won't fit under the seat in front, you can purchase space in the overhead bins.
Better still - charge for seats! Wicked. Make the front of the plane like a Bangladesh bus where you have to stand nose-to-armpit with some 500 kilo Texan woman wearing spandex and stuffing hamburgers into her face whilst the grease runs down her chubby arms, and then charge extra if you want to sit down.
United to keep serving hot food
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