Panic everyone - panic!!!!! A white powdery substance confirmed by a preliminary field test to be the toxin that causes botulism and plague has been found in a washington area post office. Erm. Well. Maybe. Sort of. Turns out the "preliminary field test" should have read "wild media speculation". Turns out the powder wasn't white, it was brown. Turns out to be a totally inert substance of no danger to anyone. So the media hysteria, biochem suits and toxic cleaning showers set up at the site all look a bit stupid right now. Apparently though, 93 people are being treated for exposure. Exposure to what? Coffee? Holy shit people - get a fucking grip!
Our local Fox news anchor, Hope Woodside, tried on a new look last night. 'Just got out of the shower' hair with a low buttoned white top almost showing cleavage. Now I like Hope - a lot - I think she's a babe. But given that I live in Mormonia, I'm sure someone will have something to say about this. Most of the days she gets it just right but she does occasionally have some way-off days when it looks like she's pissed off the makeup lady. You can tell those days - her rouge or blusher is a radioactive orange. Either that or the camera operator lost control of the colour.