Dear God the telemarketers are getting desperate. They're panicing because of the October 1st deadline for the national do-not-call registry. According to one report "Marketing officials said consumers may see more promotions in shopping malls, including contests and fliers, as companies try to reach those customers who don't want to receive telephone solicitations at home."
What?
What make these idiot companies think that if we don't want telephone calls at home, we're going to pick up stupid fliers in shopping malls? Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick! Listen you telemarketing idiots. We don't want your calls. We don't want your products. We won't buy your products. If you start sending door-to-door salesmen, expect an increase in the number of assaults on your staff. Your claims that you sell $103billion in products via telemarketing, per year, are unfounded drivel. You know nobody buys your crap. You know you're all the scum at the bottom of the pond. Fuck me - can't you get the fucking picture? More than half the households in the US are on the do-not-call list. To any normal human being with half a brain, that would indicate that WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY YOU OR BUY YOUR SHITTY PRODUCTS!
You guys must be in cahoots with the RIAA. For both sets of people, the solution is so bleeding clear that you can't see it.
Telemarketers : Get Aids and die, you moral-lacking shit-infested boils on the arse of society.
What?
What make these idiot companies think that if we don't want telephone calls at home, we're going to pick up stupid fliers in shopping malls? Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick! Listen you telemarketing idiots. We don't want your calls. We don't want your products. We won't buy your products. If you start sending door-to-door salesmen, expect an increase in the number of assaults on your staff. Your claims that you sell $103billion in products via telemarketing, per year, are unfounded drivel. You know nobody buys your crap. You know you're all the scum at the bottom of the pond. Fuck me - can't you get the fucking picture? More than half the households in the US are on the do-not-call list. To any normal human being with half a brain, that would indicate that WE DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED BY YOU OR BUY YOUR SHITTY PRODUCTS!
You guys must be in cahoots with the RIAA. For both sets of people, the solution is so bleeding clear that you can't see it.
Telemarketers : Get Aids and die, you moral-lacking shit-infested boils on the arse of society.
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