The global warming "experts" are at it again.
""...scientists now fear that the UK could face an abrupt switch to freezing winters and Icelandic summers. Leading global warming experts suspect that climate change, instead of being a gradual and largely predictable process, could mean that Europe's weather patterns will worsen severely with very little warning. At any time after 2010, their research suggests, Britain's average temperature could drop by up to 5C within as little as three or four years - with catastrophic results for farming, transport, northern towns and tourism....""

Well that's a shocker isn't it? Here's the deal, "experts". There's no such thing as "global warming". It's part of a 20 year cycle. Remember the winter of 1983 when we thought the world would freeze? Worst winter ever on record, and "experts" were warning us to brace for another ice age? Skip ahead 20 years - the warmest summer on record since - guess when? Yes, 1963. And before that, when were the previous lowest temperatures? Bingo - 1943.
So let's recap here:
1943 - record cold
1963 - record hot
1983 - record cold
2003 - record hot
See a pattern? It's part of the natural cycle of things. Pay me a couple of hundred grand a year, I'll call myself an "expert" and sell sensationalist stories to the press too. But for those of us with half a brain, you "experts" should realise that you're just making yourselves look like bloody fools.

I'll futurecast here : my "expert" meteorological weather cap tells me that ..... mmmmm.......aaaaahhh......wait for it.......2023 will be bloody cold, and we'll have El Nino years in 2004, 2005, 2008, 2009, 2012,2013, 2016 and 2017.

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