Some little shit egged the car again on saturday night while it was parked up at Century 16. What these wankers don't realise is that when they throw eggs at cars, the white and yolk eat the paintwork and the shell puts a bullseye crack in the paintwork. The bastards had better hope I never see them doing it because this time I did report it to the police so we have a case number. If I catch anyone, the police can deal with it. It's not a fun prank, it's criminal fucking damage.
Our local Fox news anchor, Hope Woodside, tried on a new look last night. 'Just got out of the shower' hair with a low buttoned white top almost showing cleavage. Now I like Hope - a lot - I think she's a babe. But given that I live in Mormonia, I'm sure someone will have something to say about this. Most of the days she gets it just right but she does occasionally have some way-off days when it looks like she's pissed off the makeup lady. You can tell those days - her rouge or blusher is a radioactive orange. Either that or the camera operator lost control of the colour.