Zieg Heil! All Hail B*sh.

From the official list of things you cannot take to B*sh's innauguration ceremony:

Firearms, weapons of any kind, ammunition (either real or simulated), explosives of any kind (including fireworks), knives, blades, or sharp objects (of any length), aerosol sprays, coolers, thermal or glass containers, mace, pepper spray, sticks, poles, pocket or hand tools (such as a leatherman), packages, backpacks, large bags, duffel bags, suitcases, laser pointers, posters, signs, placards (including supports structures), animals other than guide dogs or service dogs assisting handicapped individuals, strollers, chairs, umbrellas, alcoholic beverages, and any other items at the discretion of the security screeners that may pose a potential safety hazard.

When you research deeper into it, they're also banning props, folding chairs, bicycles, papier mache objects, coffins, crates, crosses, cages, signs, portable balloons, cellphones, baby carriages, strollers, wheelchairs and get this : sunglasses.

You have got to be frickin' kidding me. Strollers and puppies are security hazards? And God help us ! He's got a stick!

No banners or posters? Is that because they don't want pictures of folks with "Fuck B*sh" signs? This isn't news though. Sadly they've been selectively removing folks with signs from B*sh's tour routes for a while now.

I guess Democrats, Independants, free thinkers, Catholics, Jews, blacks, gays and women are also banned?

It turns out that if you don't have a ticket, you will be moved to around 14th street, which is off the parade route. And if you do have a ticket, according to the site, you are expressly informed to not look directly at him or look side to side or make any sudden movements.

This really is a truly sad state of affairs when the American public will put up with shit like this and still live in the belief that B*sh has their better interests at heart. That website reads like a pre-Nazi rally checklist.

I would have thought barring the United States Citizens from going to the inauguration, or God forbid expressing their feelings there is nothing short of facism. In fact.....

fascism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fshzm)
n.
often Fascism
1.A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.

2.A political philosophy or movement based on or advocating such a system of government.
Oppressive, dictatorial control.

From Dictionary.com

Zeig Heil. All bow to B*sh.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh my freaking ... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Since when are sunglasses a security hazard?! I swear, B*sh is going to kill this country. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to hell. Our tour guide today is George Dubya B*sh. Enjoy the ride.

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