Really? They've been swayed by eye candy?

Sep 8, 2008 | | |

Good grief.
Well - I've got to hand it to McCain. He knows his target audience : idiots distracted by shiny, pretty objects.
Lagging behind, he introduced his shiny, pretty object - Sarah 'Pit Bull' Palin - and successfully distracted so many people that he's now ahead in the polls.

Come on people - get a grip. She's not a politician. She's a religious nutcase - a pretty one - but a nutcase nevertheless. Remember a week ago she didn't know what 'vice president' meant?

Eesh. I can't believe enough Americans are so dumb they want another 8 years of Bush-style anal rape.

Here. Let me explain it in geek terminology, thanks to Fark: