Darth Vader is a gay S&M fetishist?

One of our local Burger Kings has an inflatable Darth Vader on the roof. PRoblem is that his light sabre has slipped out of one hand, and apparently he has a puncture. The result is a limp-wristed Darth holding what now looks like a crooked giant pink vibrator. The straps they've used to try to steady the thing have all slipped and look like bondage straps.
It seems the restaurant owners haven't noticed and that the P.R. people didn't think about this too long and hard.


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