Delta fucked up my luggage.
It's not bad enough that Delta can't keep your luggage with you, to add insult to injury when my bag finally arrived today, it was totally fucked up.
Check the splintered hard plastic and the nicely bent-in frame. I reckon it's been driven over right across the middle or something. And for my trouble, I'm going to be lucky to see $50 for this. The girl at the luggage counter had the gall to ask why I'd put a carry-on in checked baggage. If the TSA Nazi's weren't limiting you to basically travelling in your underwear, I would have used it as carry-on. But you try and get anything in a carry-on that you'd need nowadays. You can't take liquids larger than 3oz and conveniently, nobody sells stuff like deodorant, toothpaste and shaving gel in sizes that small. So you have to check bags, then Delta can fuck them up, drive over them and lose them.
I will never fly Delta again.
Check the splintered hard plastic and the nicely bent-in frame. I reckon it's been driven over right across the middle or something. And for my trouble, I'm going to be lucky to see $50 for this. The girl at the luggage counter had the gall to ask why I'd put a carry-on in checked baggage. If the TSA Nazi's weren't limiting you to basically travelling in your underwear, I would have used it as carry-on. But you try and get anything in a carry-on that you'd need nowadays. You can't take liquids larger than 3oz and conveniently, nobody sells stuff like deodorant, toothpaste and shaving gel in sizes that small. So you have to check bags, then Delta can fuck them up, drive over them and lose them.
I will never fly Delta again.
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Why? Until they start treating fare-paying passengers like valued customers, rather than terrorists, none of them are getting any of my money.
There is no pleasure to be derived from flying anymore. Every trip to the airport is a stressful, dehumanising experience. Why do it?
I'll take any other form of transport instead.
If I absolutely have to fly, the only way to go is by chartered aircraft.
This is an even more viable choice in the US and it's not that expensive, as long as you're not travelling alone. In fact, in some cases it's actually cheaper than the airlines.
I've had many happy flying experiences over the years.
- I've spent entire flights in the cockpit of trans-atlantic 747's as a guest of the crew.
- I've had various upgrades to Club/Business and First class.
- I've met some interesting people, a few of whom became good friends.
- I've been to some odd/unusual places around the world on odd/unusual aircraft.
- I've been on aircraft without going through a metal detector and through passport control without a passport and my word was good enough as proof of identity.
I lament the passing of the 'golden age'.
As for chartered aircraft, it's a nice idea but have you actually looked at the cost? Unless you're flying at the very least 11 people, it's retardedly expensive. Even here in the US.
As for travelling by train, again it implies you're high enough up in the company that they don't mind how long it takes you to get somewhere. If I had the luxury of being able to take a couple of days to get somewhere by train, I'd jump at the chance, but sadly, in reality, peons are sent in cattle class to do stuff "right now".