Redneck TV
I just made the mistake of watching a couple of minutes of Nascar racing. Quite apart from the so-called 'racing' being interminably boring, the commentators are hysterical. They're quintessential rednecks from their accents to the words they choose. For the most part they appear to be just stringing words together randomly.
"Whul I tell ya - that thar car is haulin' the mail ya. That riiight thar is the whole reason fur havin' a spotter cos y'all gotta know that car's there even when yer racin'"
Shit it's funny to listen to. It's like listening to four Bill Engvalls.
And just before I flicked off, they were talking about some guy who was having a power steering problem. Why do you need have power steering in a car that only ever turns left? Especially a closed-wheel racer that has no aero load on the tyres. That's almost as dumb as the concept of Nascar itself.
"Whul I tell ya - that thar car is haulin' the mail ya. That riiight thar is the whole reason fur havin' a spotter cos y'all gotta know that car's there even when yer racin'"
Shit it's funny to listen to. It's like listening to four Bill Engvalls.
And just before I flicked off, they were talking about some guy who was having a power steering problem. Why do you need have power steering in a car that only ever turns left? Especially a closed-wheel racer that has no aero load on the tyres. That's almost as dumb as the concept of Nascar itself.
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